Monty by Jim Meddick for January 20, 2015

Airport in Seoul?

Go a little farther into the sea and get more inspiration, Monty! You’re all wet anyway….

Effort console/control.

Wear comfort insolesAs you eat your rissoles

Put a comfort insolein your battered plimsoll….

Of course, in the US, nobody calls them plimsolls…do they still, in the UK?

When I was a kid, overseas, with English friends, we argued over which sounded more stupid….to call them “sneakers” or “plimsolls.”

BTW… the hardest part of rhyming can be to get the “beat” on the right syllable.If the line doesn’t “scan”, as that is called, sorry, but it just doesn’t rhyme.

Pacopuddy… yeah me too. LOL

“I will a wombat enroll, Joyously wearing a comfort insole.”

…No, I got nothin’ either.

“When you’re bowling on two sore feet,“And each frame is one hurt pin-roll,“Take your shoes to Ron’s. Treat your feet“To a striking comfort insole.”

Comfort insoleFeels good on my Big Toe…

Did he walk around the island, there is only one set of footprints in the sand?

I searched my sole, for a comfort insole. Alas,twas not to be. Hee,hee. :) Peace.

I came to see what youse guys would come up with and you didn’t disappoint. Congrats to all.

“Feet hurt from thin soles?Try our comfort insoles.”

Nothing to it. Anyone can rhyme anything with anything—just read Ogden Nash. Anyone, that is, but Monty, who can’t really do anything. . .

“Before foot pain takes its toll,insert Ron’s Comfort Insole.”

Bad rhymes:

“Rum fart pinhole”“Dumb wart gin mole”

Oh no…

Seeing that it is Monty..how about“Unsightly face mole?”

You’ll love our comfort insole,No smell, they’re made from charcoal!

Hey Monty looks quite handsome in his sweater and scarf!