Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2015

Food fight!

hi Xu.

Breatharians

@ JusSayin: How dare you harm oxygen molecules!

Give them all some MRE’s. After eating a few pouches they won’t be around to complain!

I’m with Rat & Pig in the final panel.

in the end will be a group who will survive solely on supplements..

Oh dear lord, he survived the bear…

Just think what was done to those beans, in order for Rat & Pig to have those beverages!

Eating is a bad habit. I’m trying to quit.

Too far removed from nature to understand eat or be eaten.

I’m purer than you!No, I’m purer!Holier-than-thou violence in the fruits-and-nuts world!

“Let’s take this out back, Victor!”“Okay, Freddie…why, there’s Frankie the Freegan in the dumpster!”“Get back, you capitalist pigs! Hey, there’s some pork rinds left in this bag!”

Most Vegans and Fruitarians whom I’ve encountered have been fiercely religious in their nutritional beliefs, and thus, as an established and passionate carnivore, I’ve so far just narrowly escaped getting fatwa’d, crucified and jihaded to a bloody and randomly distributed minced mess of meat for blasphemously munching on unendorsed, yet delicious, parts of Creation in their presence.

LOL! Pastis needs to make Victor the Vegan a regular!

There’s Wilma the watertatian, Andre the airtarian, and Nathan the nothingtarian to be heard from.

Solent Green…next on the menu !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnsA915qy28

I thought Victor got eaten by a bear not too long ago?

Freddy the Fruitarian doesn’t look emaciated enough to be only a nut and fruit eater.

“Where is Dusty the dirtarian?”

“He blew away.”

I had a rib eyes steak & mashed potatoes for launch yesterday.

What makes anyone so sure that wheat doesn’t feel pain when it is cut? Just because we can relate more closely with an animal than with a plant doesn’t make it a superior life form.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitlands_%28transcendental_center%29 — read the bit about Lifestyle and Diet.

LOL. War of the Fruity and Nutty!

Radical fundamentalist vegans will soon be bombing a meat monger near you.

Victor’s been resurrected I see. Last appearance he got eaten by a non-vegan bear.

I use Whey protien,w/supplements. Hemp oil,fruit and nuts,meat,sausage,butter,energy bars,eggs,etc. Low carbs,not NO carbs. My Doctor and I have worked with this self imposed diet for around 10-12 years now. At 70yrs and 140lbs 5’7",my joints are fair and i still ride my MotoGuzzi V7 Stone. Yell all you want,i feel good. :)p Peace.

I wouldn’t like to see these two in a boxing match.

xxx

So Freddy eats leaves and shoots?

Freddie the Freeloader.

Things that fall from trees: eggs, birds, squirrels, possums, raccoons, cats, clumsy children… That’s how you get enough protein.

I’m a strict platarian. I only eat what is served on a plate.

I saw a possum fall from a tree. Fair game?

I thought Victor was already eaten by a bear.

What comes next?

Have I mentioned how much I like you stephan pastis for not being a pretentious jerk?

Hmmmm, he is no mammalogist. The term is frugavore.

Some nervous ninny seems to have deleted my earlier post, so here it is again::Next comes Nicky the Nut-muncher. Guard your nuts, guys!

Shut up Viktor the hypocrite.

Fruit has seeds in it,you evil baby-eater! I am randy the rock-Arian!

but victor got eaten by a bear…

“So these carrots”“Have been murdered, yes”“Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!”

Barbarians.

You realize there are also animals who live in trees……..