‘When’ I read the paper, I always read the ‘entertainment’ section(comics), obits, sports and then place it in the bag for recycling paper. Never read the news(always so depressing even 4 cups of coffee wouldn’t help)!!
Our local paper is a pitiful little thing they roll up and secure with a rubber band. I usually only check the front page. The big city newspaper weighs 4 lbs, 3 of which is ads. I have already read anything of interest online or have seen it on TV. What a waste of trees!
susanwobb almost 10 years ago
Crossword puzzle.
JusSayin almost 10 years ago
Obits
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
When I used to get newspaper: I’d go to comics, obituaries, and readers’ answers to a random question (all three not in that particular order).
The Life I Draw Upon almost 10 years ago
Comics first.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
Back when I used to read the paper it was News, Weather, Sports and Entertainment (“Entertainment” being the comic section).
pelican47 almost 10 years ago
I don’t get a “paper” paper. Online, the order is terrestrial weather, spaceweather, comics, columns, and finally (after my coffee), news.
IndyMan almost 10 years ago
‘When’ I read the paper, I always read the ‘entertainment’ section(comics), obits, sports and then place it in the bag for recycling paper. Never read the news(always so depressing even 4 cups of coffee wouldn’t help)!!
sfreader1 almost 10 years ago
I always read the comics last. That way I am left with a happy mood.
gargoils almost 10 years ago
You forgot “Dear Abby”.
PoodleGroomer almost 10 years ago
I don’t bet on anything, so I skip the lottery and sports results.
mwarn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You left out the obituaries.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 10 years ago
I do the Comics Last so that I’ll at least end on a High Note. Same with Food!
LuvThemPluggers almost 10 years ago
Our local paper is a pitiful little thing they roll up and secure with a rubber band. I usually only check the front page. The big city newspaper weighs 4 lbs, 3 of which is ads. I have already read anything of interest online or have seen it on TV. What a waste of trees!
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
“Comics first, good news before bad news”.Same here, but good news is hard to find…
Dartpaw86 almost 10 years ago
An earlier comic said that Pluggers first always check the obituaries.
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
Josh Lyons: Comics are the literary section.
chromosome Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I never miss the comics. I also like the puzzles.
BillWa almost 10 years ago
Incorrect. The first section they read are the Obituaries.
wiatr almost 10 years ago
Pretty much all that’s left of our local paper anyway.
TimeLordSoundwave almost 10 years ago
Pluggers still read the paper.
rfeinberg almost 10 years ago
His newspaper still carries lots of classified ads? Is this strip a reprint from 1997??