Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 22, 2015
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cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shortbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less than 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter; produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contains highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
remeber those licorice exlax candies, they kept you on the run….s
Pickbrain almost 10 years ago
Richard’s Poor Almanac never fails to makes me laugh.
Happy Cat Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wow, color!
MysteryCat almost 10 years ago
Very funny, as usual. :)
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Thank goodness I live in a condo and don’t have to face either Girl Scouts or fake Girl Scouts!
chromosome Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Squirrel Gout Cookies