Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 13, 2015
January 12, 2015
January 14, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack by richard thompson new apps for mom eyes in the back of her head app - full 360 vision! medusa app - perfect for turning kids to stone! multimitts app - so she can't say, "i don't have six hands!" institreat app - confers the ability to synthesize cupcakes from nitrogen in the atmosphere. extendable pre-hensile apron string-app - run! kindle dx app - "i can read you like a downloadable book!" oop: mom! quit it! pez dispenser app - unnecessary and disturbing. patience of job app - worth trying.
Fredcritter over 9 years ago
To run all those new apps, though, you need a myMom 6 Plus.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Just plain old Mom is good enough for me. Does that make me a Luddite?