Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 21, 2015

From the looks of things, Andrea must have taken a dribble before shooting.

Do they have coed basketball now at Milford or did they draw that dude in P1 in on the wrong day? And where’s Liesl when they need her?

That is one long ponytail.

You sort of get the idea that Rapunzel’s likely to be called on fouls when that hair whips into opponents’ faces.

Andrea should know better than to take the ball to the rack against Wes Unseld.

Who threw the beachball on the court in P2?

And then switched it with a rugby ball for P3.

That poor Milford player got her hand stuck in the other player’s afro in P1. That’s an unfortunate turn we haven’t seen since 1971 in the good old days of the ABA.

Absolutely nothing to do with today’s strip but last night’s news made me remember something..Chico Escuela: Bas-a-ball been berry berry good Max Scherzer! $210 million!

I would think that the roller blades worn by the Tilden player in P2 would help her in transition. Her teammate with the fro must lift weights……like cars and buildings.

Don’t pick on the poor “Pony Tail”. P-2 She either has rickets or dislocated hips. My first wife’s knees were allergic to each other but, she couldn’t simultaneously point her knees in opposite directions while in an upright position.

Wes Unseld or perhaps Warren Coolidge from Carver High?(White Shadow for you youngsters out there).

Mop, I’ve been restraining my requests for gratuitous shower references….I’ve also been ignoring our dilettantish contributor who popped up today….but, it’s not gonna last, eruption is imminent!

This comment board is so educational. I just spent a lovely 5 minutes reading about rickets. I thought they were like shingles or piles or scurvy or something.

Ugh! I just looked up “piles”. I think I’d prefer rickets.