Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 29, 2015
Transcript:
Dutch Haywire: Helping on this last job will keep Cobra Carson out of prison for that stolen money... I know you couldn't forgive yourself if you blew a chance to help her! Rip Haywire: I'd get there eventually! I've been watching "Dr. Phil"! Dutch Haywire: I'm sorry, son, your mission is to make sure she completes hers. Cobra Carson: Rip, you should be happy I'm taking you away from your horribly boring home! Rip Haywire: Hey, if you ever stopped by, you'd see the great things I've done with the explosives shed in the backyard!
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Okay. Blind her so she doesn’t get tempted by the gold.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think they call that a bunker.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
Nothing says love and family like an explosives shed!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
You watch Dr. Phil, Rip? He’s on my Lyon’s List of Things We’re Better Off Without!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Well, if they start now, Rip can still be back in time for Breezy’s first ultrasound.
nboady almost 10 years ago
So, the Rip Haywire web site is now officially dead and gone (just brings up a generic web hosting page). Probably ought to remove the link to it from this page.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
After that, it’s just a matter of keeping Cobra out of prison for… everything else!
stuartj12 almost 10 years ago
Don’t do it Rip. let her go to prison.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Not to mention the great neighbourhood improvements he’s blowed up real good…