yes, our latest item is a programmable ,corded, electric ,digital , remote controlled meat tenderizer that comes with separate attachments that allow you to hammer tacks , tenderize meat, make coffins, or even do in your spouse.
but that’s not all, if you call within the next 10 minutes, we will DOUBLE the offer!
G’day Jason, Lonewolf, Joe, Barb, Dry, Bjorn and Meggsie fans
Ok, so I was one of the ones rubbishing Dad for his efforts, but then I admired the robustness of his final product. Now he has my sympathy.
Everything worked out and he is (more or less) justifiably proud and wants to continue with the good work - but no - along comes the ‘Squelch’. Don’cha just love it when you mention something you’re proud of but the squelch comes in the form of the only thing that impresses the other person is the one thing wrong with your efforts.
Sarah Meggs has always been cheesed off, philosophical, sarcastic, resigned to the situation - you name it - about Dad’s failings but they have been married for at least 102 years.
The maths are: Ginger is 89 years old but was 12 years old when he first appeared, That makes 101 years since he was born. Add at least another year for all things being as they should be way back then and the answer comes up as 102 years minimum of married bliss, mixed with a bit of give and take that perhaps added condiment to a good blend.
Married life has agreed with Dad to the point of eternal maturity, although still clinging to memories of youth as he tunes in with Ginger man to man on many occasions. He even has a zit on his nose in the current strip to show some retention of youth.
Missed it eh? Well, as Jason said 24 hours ago, look closely. At my tender age I would welcome a dose of acne, LOL.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Whoa! Stiff price to pay, Papa Meggs!
G’Day Joe, Jason, Usfellers and all Meggsie fans!
kjaneh over 14 years ago
G’day all Megsie fans - I am surprised that Mr. Meggs hasn’t had the meat tenderizer used on his head by now.
Ginger Meggs over 14 years ago
Gday all
Haha kjaneh - he will if he’s not careful!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
yes, our latest item is a programmable ,corded, electric ,digital , remote controlled meat tenderizer that comes with separate attachments that allow you to hammer tacks , tenderize meat, make coffins, or even do in your spouse.
but that’s not all, if you call within the next 10 minutes, we will DOUBLE the offer!
just pay separate shipping and handling
okaythen over 14 years ago
Mr Meggs should buy his own meat tenderizer, They make good hammer as long as you don’t mind the ripple look in the sheet rock
usfellers over 14 years ago
G’day Jason, Lonewolf, Joe, Barb, Dry, Bjorn and Meggsie fans
Ok, so I was one of the ones rubbishing Dad for his efforts, but then I admired the robustness of his final product. Now he has my sympathy.
Everything worked out and he is (more or less) justifiably proud and wants to continue with the good work - but no - along comes the ‘Squelch’. Don’cha just love it when you mention something you’re proud of but the squelch comes in the form of the only thing that impresses the other person is the one thing wrong with your efforts.
Feel for ya’ mate.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
G’day Joe, Jason, usfellers and all Meggsie fans!
I think Mama Meggs is just a tad P.O.’d!
usfellers over 14 years ago
G’day Dry
Sarah Meggs has always been cheesed off, philosophical, sarcastic, resigned to the situation - you name it - about Dad’s failings but they have been married for at least 102 years.
The maths are: Ginger is 89 years old but was 12 years old when he first appeared, That makes 101 years since he was born. Add at least another year for all things being as they should be way back then and the answer comes up as 102 years minimum of married bliss, mixed with a bit of give and take that perhaps added condiment to a good blend.
Married life has agreed with Dad to the point of eternal maturity, although still clinging to memories of youth as he tunes in with Ginger man to man on many occasions. He even has a zit on his nose in the current strip to show some retention of youth.
Missed it eh? Well, as Jason said 24 hours ago, look closely. At my tender age I would welcome a dose of acne, LOL.