Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 14, 2010

at least he’s a knight & not a pawn.

Let’s see you knock that checker board off the table when you get mad.

All the world’s a game, and all the men and women merely game pieces.

seems that there are no kings on the board.

Will there be any blood spilled in this game?

Rodney is only pawn in chess game of life.

Sorry, but Rodney can’t move to the left

unless he is taking a foe.

If he’s a knight, he can move two forward and one left. The King just didn’t spell all that out (which may mean he respects Rodney’s intelligence more than we thought).

What’s Bung playing? It looks like he got rooked.

But Rodney IS a pawn in knight’s clothing here!

So, which “pieces” are the kings?

Hmm… the tiles are wrong…

Couldn’t draw a simple chessboard????

The kings have a crucifix on their heads.

King’s still looking for a mate?

well, it beats being in a REAL battle or even worse, a game of Battlechess’!

Weird chess board. Is Rodney a knight or a pawn?

SIR JOHNANAN. What beith this “Rodney’s intelligence” thou speakith of?

That looks like fun!

As the noted philosopher, Mel Brooks, observed: “It’s good to be the king!”

As the noted philosopher, Mel Brooks, observed via Alex Karras “Mongo not know. Mongo only pawn in game of life.”

Ah yes…’History of the World and Blazing Saddles’…

Now you’re talking my game….