In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 30, 2010

A fine example of tumor humor.

[Schwarzenegger accent]

“It’s not a baseball”

[/Schwarzenegger accent]

How’d that happen?

A

EMET, see my later post on yesterday’s strip. Also Jor-El has been spotted on SOTU. But as I understand it, SOTU will be winding down at GoComics tomorrow.

AA

“…and a behind the size of a Buick!”

I don’t even want to know WHERE that baseball is or how it got there!

The guy reading the (X-Ray?) isn’t dressed like a medical professional - so why are we trusting him in the first place? Perhaps he as a brain the size of a neutrino.

The hazards of lysdexia. Uh, dyslexia.

Try looking at the A-Z listing, EMET. See if they are still there.

not funny today, i just found out my friends husband has been diagnosed with liver cancer

Bald’s comment reminds me of an incident involving a once-famous TV advertiser in Philly. Bernie Krass was famous for his irritating ads for his men’s store. In one of them he way lying in a coffin, popped up, and delivered his spiel before plopping down “dead” again.

Later a woman approached Krass on the street and accused him of insensitivity because her husband had just died. His reply: “Look, lady, I didn’t kill him!”

I’m sorry for Bald’s friend’s husband and that Bald has reason not to laugh today, but that doesn’t make the comic less funny.

Don’t feel bad, EMET. It was sent to me by a friend in Montreal. I didn’t come up with it either.