Even if it works, you break the door, frame, or both, & it’s a real pain to replace. It’s easier to fix if you use the window. Either way, it looks like you’re about to end up in jail naked…again.
Physically, his best option is to break a window with a rock.
But, even though it’s his own home, if he tries to enter it forcefully while his ex-girlfriend is inside, he can get arrested for domestic violence if she calls 911 saying he’s trying to attack her.
His best option is to… um… hmmmm… well… gee, no cell phone… can’t knock on the neighbors’ door… I guess… just hide in the bushes until she leaves? One of the animals will come by soon, and then the animal can go get him clothing.
Since embarrassing himself in front of Brandy is not an option, maybe he should just streak over to the floppy hat guy’s house? Must be nearby, yes? Hopefully anyone he encounters along the way would be an animal, which would likely be naked as well, and could get him clothes while he hid and waited.
Really, as long as anyone but Brandy sees him, things should be fine…
… actually…
… perhaps it’s best if Brandy DOES see him. You know… if he’s impressive naked… but it’s probably cold out… and while she may appreciate a special salute, Frank would drop dead right then and there…
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
That third panel got pretty low.
woodwork over 14 years ago
he hit it too high…should have hit it right at the striker plate.
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
..this is one hairless ape…
Jascat over 14 years ago
Looks easy in the movies, doesn’t it?
SURPRISE!!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
hairless except for the right shoulder–curious that
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
actually I believe that is a scraped shoulder nighthawks.
runar over 14 years ago
Is that hair or a badly-drawn bruise?
rotts over 14 years ago
Never use your shoulder - turn your back to the door and mule-kick it at the doorknob.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Jump up and down, Frank. It won’t help with the door, but it’ll be funny.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
Even if it works, you break the door, frame, or both, & it’s a real pain to replace. It’s easier to fix if you use the window. Either way, it looks like you’re about to end up in jail naked…again.
minetruly over 14 years ago
Physically, his best option is to break a window with a rock.
But, even though it’s his own home, if he tries to enter it forcefully while his ex-girlfriend is inside, he can get arrested for domestic violence if she calls 911 saying he’s trying to attack her.
His best option is to… um… hmmmm… well… gee, no cell phone… can’t knock on the neighbors’ door… I guess… just hide in the bushes until she leaves? One of the animals will come by soon, and then the animal can go get him clothing.
Since embarrassing himself in front of Brandy is not an option, maybe he should just streak over to the floppy hat guy’s house? Must be nearby, yes? Hopefully anyone he encounters along the way would be an animal, which would likely be naked as well, and could get him clothes while he hid and waited.
minetruly over 14 years ago
Really, as long as anyone but Brandy sees him, things should be fine…
… actually…
… perhaps it’s best if Brandy DOES see him. You know… if he’s impressive naked… but it’s probably cold out… and while she may appreciate a special salute, Frank would drop dead right then and there…