Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 10, 2010

  1. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I hope the tortoise has already made out his will. By the looks of that oncoming semi, he’ll be roadkill any minute.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    My thoughts, exactly, Sheik

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    His only chance - time it just right and let the truck pass over him. Of course, he’s too busy congratulating himself on his greatness to notice, so…

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I have moved turtles (as large as 30 lbs) across streets only to have them walk back in the street. Finally I realized (see Genius next to my name) that the turtle wanted to be where he was going, not to where he’d been. Give me a Darwin.

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    johnnydoc5  over 14 years ago

    Speed bump.

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    bobpeters61  over 14 years ago

    I guess in the fable, the truck straddled him harmlessly.

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