Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 07, 2010
Transcript:
Havoc: You're telling me Redfern's turned into some kind of folk hero? Man: I cannot say for certain it is he... all I know is that in Patukh, the 'Red Rascal' now owns the night... Jeff: Follow me! Man: Whenever the Taliban see his crimson locks they flee in terror! Men: It's Sorkh Razil! Run for it! Havoc: How can they see his hair in the dark? Man: Um... by sparklight! From the hooves of his steed!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Ya’ gotta love the silhouette of Jeff on the horse.
Chrisnp over 14 years ago
Ahhhh….and what deal has Jeff made with this guy to blow smoke up Havoc’s posterior?
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
I want to know how the horse can see in dark? Spark light?
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Jeff finally realized that he didn’t have to do anything heroic; he just needed to hire a good PR guy.
Basqueian over 14 years ago
Horses actually see in the dark better than people do. But I think Chrisnp is right.
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Looks like Jeff’s picked up on the deception side of his craft. He’s turning out to be a sharp operator.
Create chaos and confusion, then strike like a lunatic, just the way they teach it.
Jeff on horseback reminds me of George Washington at Valley Forge with an AK.
Ravenswing over 14 years ago
Heh, well, we all know what happened to Lawrence of Arabia at the hands of the Turks …
Hello, Jeff! I’d like to introduce you to Ibrahim BUBBA!
rayannina over 14 years ago
Hmmm … does anyone notice the shape of the “informer’s” face, esp. his nose? Something tells me this “Red Rascal” story may be more wishful than factual …
Alabama Al over 14 years ago
OK, so now there are two flaws spotted in this story: seeing in the night and “Sorhk Razil” continuously playing his Game Boy in the day. Considering the likely scarcity of electric lines in remote Afghan areas, how does he recharge his play device?
airgrizzly over 14 years ago
Ummm… Yeah. Pretty sure thats Jeff right there.
cdhaley over 14 years ago
@jack:
Jeff’s Pashtun “is atrocious,” as the tribal elder told him when he posed as census-taker.
In this arc, GT imagines how Afghans misinterpret foreigners (they can’t distinguish between Jeff and Havoc and any other U.S. officers). Remember how the Iraqis spread the myth that our soldiers used night-vision goggles to see through the clothes of Iraqi women?
Afghan rulers know how to use myths. Karzai is now telling his parliament that the U.S. means to take over Afghanistan–because he sees our money bypassing his kleptocracy and going directly to local leaders who want to build schools and fight the Taliban.
Dragoncat over 14 years ago
Spark Lights on horse hooves? He really had me going for a moment.
Jeff is a “rascal”, alright…
Ushindi over 14 years ago
I wonder how much Jeff had to pay this guy..lol (Sorry - I mean Sorkh Razil)
saw4fire over 14 years ago
Folks, there’s a sliver of moon and many stars showing. At high altitude, that can be bright enough to cast a shadow. Cat Stevens wrote a song about it – Moon Shadow.
Possum Pete over 14 years ago
GEE1G said, about 7 hours ago
“Jeff Redfern as Lawrence of Arabia.”
More like Larry of Afghanistan.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
moon light can even cast a rainbow. check out PBS photos of Victoria Falls from the episode of Nature (if it’s still on their site). beautiful.
Herbabee over 14 years ago
Oh great - The Further (Mis)Adventures of Lil’ Duke… running all this week.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
That’s “Myth Red Rascal” to you, Herb.
Dragoncat over 14 years ago
Jeff’s hair is too short to have locks, anyway!
It’s safe to say the jig is up. When Havoc gets his hands on Jeff…
Pity, though. Would have made for a nice novel.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Casting a shadow still doesn’t allow moonlight to illuminate colors. Moonglow doesn’t contain a full spectrum of colors.. I think Havoc is talking to Jeff in disguise.
ocean17 over 14 years ago
Ok, this stuff is hilarious. A GB Trudeau high point.
I keep saying people, this Jeff, he’s going places. Might not seem so yet, but just wait.
Defective Premium Member over 14 years ago
To all the people that haven’t figured it out yet, it’s a STORY. People have already said as much! Jeff bought this guy to tell Havoc a STORY. It’s not real.
At least that’s my take on it, as well. Jeff is an idiot. No one follows idiots. However, even an idiot can hire someone to tell lies.
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Is that a fake beard in panel one? Ya know the informant could be Jeff in disguise, like an Israeli assassin.
What a rascal.
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
..it’s all a dream…
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Monday’s strip shows the informant full-face. It’s not Jeff.