Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 16, 2010
Transcript:
bixby: ms. amazement, I think your name should reflect your celtic origins!! woman: I'm open to that... bixby: Great! woman: ...as long as it doesn't involve leprechauns, shamrocks, or whiskey. bixby: Well, if it's not gonna be authentic, then what's the point...?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Brogan up about it, are we, wolf?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Ann Coulter is Celtic for “comic villain.”
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Something with the Morrigan/Morrigu, the Celtic goddess of War, Fate, and Death. Combined with something about her smokin’ hotness…
Morrigazonga? Lady MorriGaGa? Mammorrigan? Ms. More-More-Morrigan?
Morrigan Fairchild?
mancocapac over 14 years ago
Excellent! How do you feel about Lady O’Guinness?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Faster Pussycat Celt Celt?
Fatale Morgana? (Or Morgan le Fatal?)
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sinead O’Carnage?
Bridgid O’Slaughterhouse?
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
freeholder1 said, “Brogan up about it, are we, wolf?”
Rat. That’s Bixby.
She could call herself Boudica, but then she’d keep getting called Boubica.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Or Bootyca.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Stop by Last Kiss. The Von Tramps need you guys.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ma’am Morriglan.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
It’s a slaughter by Rosie O’Grady, A regular old-fashioned girl…
She puts the “kill” in “Killarney Rose.”
She’s Clan Kilpatrick… Not to mention Kilmichael, Kilmartin, Kilkenny, Kilwilliam, Kiljames, Kilfritz, Kiloscar, Kildanny…