Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 28, 2015

You didn’t tell ’im ’e should have stayed in school, did you?

Bob is like Harry Chapin in “Six-String Ochestra”, but doesn’t admit it.

No………I told ’im ’e should go back to school…………………..

No……….I told ’im to keep up the good work……. when ’e gets it figured out…………….

I told ’im that if ’e got a shave and a decent hairpiece that ’e would look like you…………….

They didn’t let the students drink at school…………..

I told ’im to keep ’is hair on and ’e said ’e would if ’e could find it…………..

Andy’s good at faking making conversation……………. as long as the other fellow can’t get a word in edgewise……………

It looks like Chalky is keeping a small one ready at ’is elbow…. I guess for when Andy gets too much to bear and needs someone to join ’im in the one-arm salute..Cheers..

Some brave soul should tell Bob that one of ’is strings is broken………..

Bob……….. you tell me when things weren’t going wrong…..

Bob…………maybe you should add a singer to your act…….. pour enough beer into Andy and ’ewill sing for free……..

Bob——- I don’t understand…. the teacher said I had all the ukulele cords down flat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Maybe Chalky should hire a back-up group for when things get slow………………

It looks like Chalkys place is not the only zoo around here…..

With the exception of the course ‘Playing for Drunks.’

Jackie once took a course in Music Appreciation, but he must’ve forgotten everything……

I done music exams in school but I got rubbish grades. What I enjoyed most of all was composing 2 pieces of music using a software program called ‘Sibelius’

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Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 24 hours agoWhy soitenly !-Some store cards are fantastic. I glued in stuff that was relevant to the nonsense we get into. I cut words and letters from the paper and strung it together to make words, like the kidnap notes you see in stories.-Okay. You put that up before. Guess those guys can put on some years.-I have aspirin tabs; no scrip required ! I am looking at Samsungs right now. Got some chores to do here so am hoping to actually get to the store by tomorrow. -Wishing you a best outcome.-Your welcome. That view was a bit anticlimatic. -Weather is fine ! Going out soon. -May your ‘Wentsday’ be wet and not cold.__________________________________________________Me and my Mum came across a “Only Fools & Horses” birthday card once. It was hilarious! I can’t remember what it looked like but I think it was yellow and it had Del Boy on it.-I think horses are amazing animals. I’m guessing Merlin is probably in his late 20’s now. -I’m glad you appreciated my terrible joke. I absolutely hate aspirin, I won’t have it anymore because it just tastes disgusting and it makes me feel sick. -Samsung is a good brand although they were sued by Apple a few years ago. Apple won the case which ended up with Samsung having to pay them a massive amount of money. I hope this hasn’t put you off looking for Samsung products. It’s just some random knowledge I felt like sharing.-Do you ever blast music when you do housework? When I was at college, I listened to music through my earphones and it somehow made me research and work faster.-I have never heard of the word ‘anti climatic’ Must be an American term.-It has been extremely windy here. Glad I didn’t need to go out anywhere.

Number Three’s Song of the Day:

Wonder if he graduated & with what grade.

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