Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 27, 2015

People used to say that if you missed a night of sleep, you never get it back….Never made sense to me….Like we only get so many….?

buy a cinder block, put it on the floor. now walk around it every day now you can tell people you walked around the block every dad

I just got back from walking 56 minutes, but I was listening yo Toby Keith and the spouse wasn’t yelling at me. Who’s your daddy?

I figure my heart only got so many beats given to it when it was issued, and I am not wasting them on non-essentials.

She’s gonna think about that one for quite a while.

Good one, Arlo! Well-delivered with a straight face!

Arlo hardly ever walks. He’ll take them,

Let’s see. The years will be added on to the end of your like. So….. more years lying in your bed in the odd smelling nursing home. .Nope.

Of course, she has to add all those minutes she’s being chased by Arlo…

How long do I have to walk before aging to the point of living beyond any expectations?

“The gripping hand” Keep the brownies under control…. :-))

DavidHuieGreen I agree. I’ve always wondered where those nights without sleep go if you don’t use them. Seems like you could catch up that…And yeah, we’ll have plenty of time to sleep, Being awake is cool too..

What….what….?

From what I’ve read, there are no such things as “negative calorie” foods, not even celery. Here are three references. Not all sound too spectacular as sources, but I’m sure you can find many more.

http://realdoctorstu.com/2012/04/11/does-eating-celery-burn-calories-the-science-about-negative-calorie-diets-finally/

http://www.womansday.com/health-fitness/diet-weight-loss/8-calorie-burning-myths-debunked-120077

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative-calorie_food

Also, heredity can be a strong function of longevity.

…why men die first…