FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 04, 2015

Good luck remembering that, Roger, when you’re still half-asleep every morning.

Bet he would enjoy Doctor Toon’s Nuclear Coffee likeAdam does.

I thought it was funny that she makes the coffee even though she drinks tea…until I realized that I do the same thing.

Haha, my husband doesn’t drink coffee or tea but has a pot of coffee ready for me every morning. He’s been doing it for years.

Roger has just learned the value of strategic incompetence.

I make the first pot, but only out of necessity since I’m up first. My wife will make the second pot.

That’s strange, Roger doesn’t have his usual pre-coffee eyes (squeezed shut in multiple x’s). Maybe he doesn’t actually need coffee today – or he snuck out to Starbucks earlier that morning…

I remember once flipping the handle down on the Keurig and walking away only to see my mug sitting on the table across the kitchen….Just once, honest!