Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 16, 2010

Ah, Brewster, you are the best!

Is that one of O.J’s Prison Posse that is in the news?

Jerry Falwell is probably rolling over in his grave at the thought of homosexual Teletubbies in space.

Well, just for the record, Tinky Winky was meant to have no such connotations at all. He’s “simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”

For Brewster to think of Teletubbies at all says a lot about his level of cognitive development…or else his ability to be part of an adult cult following…

You credit Brewster with a lot more thought process than I do.

Where did the purse come from?

Well, Brewster does spend a lot of time in Lala land….

If he called Pam “Tinky Winky” out loud, she’s going to slap him so hard he’ll travel through time.

wow Brewster has a weird perception of reality

Pam’s voice and Cliffs figure !

In defense of the late Rev. Falwell, he actually kept a Tinky Winky doll on his desk at Liberty U. (a gift from one of his grandkids). The bit saying Tinky had homosexual connotations was not written by Falwell, but by a low-level Liberty functionary; Jerry didn’t even know about it until it hit the newspapers.

Falwell did say a lot of stupid bleeep, but that wasn’t one of them.

Invoking Occam’s razor, is it possible that Tim assumed that the Teletubby with the purse was female?

That’s not how I would be picturing Pam in the dark.

No doubt that’s true, but you’re not Brewster Rockit. :) He’s subject to the Laws of Cartoon Biology:

First Law: Only when it’s funny. Second Law: When in doubt, see the First Law.

That said, if I were in Brewster’s place I’d be trying to experience reality all right… probably not with Pam, but with the fetching blonde who shows up as a crew member now and again. Mr. and Mrs. Toon…

Years ago I downloaded a free game called “Pie Tubbies” by Grey Olltwit. You rack up points by throwing pies at Teletubbies. Lots of fun.

You can probably still find it and download it.

Who won? :))