The Knight Life by Keith Knight for March 01, 2015
February 28, 2015
March 02, 2015
Transcript:
KK: take a look son someday This'll all be yours!! Kid: what? KK: This comic strip!! when Im gone, you'll take over!! Kid: What if I dont want to? KK: Whaddya mean? the son always takes over the strip!! don't you wanna pull the all nighters? Kid: Forget that I think I wanna be a lawyer!! KK: Mission accomplished!!
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
There’s a lawyer glut— don’t want that, either. Medical is where it’s at, with all the boomers aging out and everyone being able to actually get healthcare (someday). I’ve been telling my 10-yo grandniece that: I have no kids of my own, and I need someone to change my diapers in 30 years!
ChrisV over 9 years ago
I’d rather be a cartoonist than a lawyer. Less money but much more job satisfaction! (See Stephan Pastis.)
ajr58 over 9 years ago
The lawyer went back to his home town ten years after passing the bar, and while there saw his old sweetheart, whom he jilted soon after entering practice. She had a child in tow, and the lawyer realized the boy looked like him at that age. He did the math and realized it was his child. “Why didn’t you tell me?” he asked. “I’d have done the right thing and married you.” “I know,” she replied. “But after discussing it with my folks, we decided we’d rather have a b*tard in the family than a lawyer.”
ajr58 over 9 years ago
Future job opportunity – tattoo removal. Alot of ink on the youngsters won’t look so good in 20 years.