Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 02, 2015

What’s the matter, Andy, couldn’t buy heavy-duty ear plugs?

Andy————-always looking out for Flo…………… I think…….

Andy……. the neighborhood jerk………

Around here we have no clue that the Sun exists. So no shadow.

If I’d never been given any British party poppers, I’d have no idea why that bloke has a crown on his head. (I said ‘bloke’ to show I can speak Brit. Otherwise it would have been ‘dude’.)

I always liked the one where Flo tied a rope around Andy’s waist before she sent him over to the party to complain about the noise…..

I’m surprised Andy didn’t just join the party.

“Here’s your sign.”, as Bill Engvall would say.

I used to live next door to a guy who was an estate agent (realtor) durting the day and a DJ by night, He often came home in the small hours and played music that the whole street could hear..One morning there were 6 people banging on his door, a friend answered (stoned or something) and told all of us to F$£& off. .The police didn’t care so we smashed his door down. and the pregnant girl next door to me walked out with his CD player.