Those two bozos out in the woods with guns are the reason you won’t catch any of my family out there.If, perchance, they ever managed to shoot a deer (and not each other) they would have no idea what to do with it. Nor would Joy know how to prepare it, because everything she cooks comes in a box.
If ever there was a demonstration of the relative power of the NRA and the AFT, this is it. These guys can have guns but in school they were limited to blunt scissors, washable colors and glue and #2 pencils.The bulletin board is somewhat disturbing. They are going to “price” hunting permits? This implies a choice. Is poaching one of their options? Hence the full camo, I guess.
1) Oh, they wouldn’t shoot at the vest, Jer: they’d likely aim at ’ol Rocky Raccoon perched atop your head!
2) They ain’t stupidity-blind, either, guys, so they’ll be checkin’ you two out good, and likely escort you out of the field of fire for your own and others’ safety! What smells!! Go home!!
If these managed to shoot a deer with killing each other or someone else. Then they would have to field dress the deer I just don’t see any of this happening
And there was the fellow who purchased and black and white striped hunting jacket, and was promptly shot buy another hunter – who thought he was a zebra.
In Wisconsin.
Does a hunting permit require an eye exam – or an IQ test?
Not to worry. They never even make it to the deer stand. Their hunting day begins when they get up at 9 a.m. No way are either of them getting up before dawn. They have to stop to stock up on five pounds of beef jerky and three gallons of red soda for the drive. (And a couple of PowerBars each for emergencies. In the car, they will eat the PowerBars first.)They only get 50 yards into the woods before one sprains an ankle and the other has to drive back ten miles to a restroom. They will then see a guy carrying a deer home and will conclude that all the deer have been shot, and they will head home where each will scarf two Hungry Dude dinners before sleeping off their big day.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Those two bozos out in the woods with guns are the reason you won’t catch any of my family out there.If, perchance, they ever managed to shoot a deer (and not each other) they would have no idea what to do with it. Nor would Joy know how to prepare it, because everything she cooks comes in a box.
mikie2 almost 10 years ago
If ever there was a demonstration of the relative power of the NRA and the AFT, this is it. These guys can have guns but in school they were limited to blunt scissors, washable colors and glue and #2 pencils.The bulletin board is somewhat disturbing. They are going to “price” hunting permits? This implies a choice. Is poaching one of their options? Hence the full camo, I guess.
loveslife almost 10 years ago
And why does Burl not want to be seen by the game warden?Too cheap to buy a permit?
He should also get a cap with antlers on it ( I’ll make him one}
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
1) Oh, they wouldn’t shoot at the vest, Jer: they’d likely aim at ’ol Rocky Raccoon perched atop your head!
2) They ain’t stupidity-blind, either, guys, so they’ll be checkin’ you two out good, and likely escort you out of the field of fire for your own and others’ safety! What smells!! Go home!!
shamest Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If these managed to shoot a deer with killing each other or someone else. Then they would have to field dress the deer I just don’t see any of this happening
Dani Rice almost 10 years ago
And there was the fellow who purchased and black and white striped hunting jacket, and was promptly shot buy another hunter – who thought he was a zebra.
In Wisconsin.
Does a hunting permit require an eye exam – or an IQ test?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Not to worry. They never even make it to the deer stand. Their hunting day begins when they get up at 9 a.m. No way are either of them getting up before dawn. They have to stop to stock up on five pounds of beef jerky and three gallons of red soda for the drive. (And a couple of PowerBars each for emergencies. In the car, they will eat the PowerBars first.)They only get 50 yards into the woods before one sprains an ankle and the other has to drive back ten miles to a restroom. They will then see a guy carrying a deer home and will conclude that all the deer have been shot, and they will head home where each will scarf two Hungry Dude dinners before sleeping off their big day.