Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 20, 2010

That was a really good groaner!!!

What a neat place to work…..all that wonderful Crayon SMELL……

Are they using burnt umber?

Where’s the sign that says, “Don’t put crayons up your nose”?

Main Entry: 1cray·on Pronunciation: \ˈkrā-ˌän, -ən also ˈkran\ Function: noun Etymology: French, crayon, pencil, from diminutive of craie chalk, from Latin creta Date: 1644

1 : a stick of white or colored chalk or of colored wax used for writing or drawing

Thank you STF_U! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I did my 1040 in crayon

Sheik, my two granddaughters call me “bad paw-paw” because I do things like sticking crayons up my nose to entertain them. They think it’s hilarious, and my kids think I’m retarded (sorry Sarah, heh heh). I tell them, if I am, it’s their fault anyway.

But, but my crayons think outside the box. Don’t put them up your tail pipe, either.

…uh…yeah, thanks,STF_U, really,but that’s enough, It’s too early in the morning for this.

Ohhh! It should have been a coloring book factory. Now why didn’t I spot that?

Now it’s not funny anymore. What was I thinking?

Coloring Book: “a picture book with line drawings intended to be colored with crayons by children” wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

“A coloring book (or colouring book, see spelling differences) is a type of book containing line art for a reader to add color using crayons, colored pencils, marker pens, paint or other artistic media. …” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coloring_book

If anyone gets out of line, the boss uses colorful language.

The lines are not my friend. Nor is Tom.

Colorful twist!