runar: “One female in the entire village? She must have been very busy.”
Not so much as you’d think. It’s a well-kept secret, but most Smurfs are gay. (And it’s not always the ones you’d expect. Vanity Smurf is a dead giveaway, but Handy and Hefty? “Longtime companions.” Poet, on the other hand? Major player…)
Who says Smurfs even have a sexuality? They only have one baby, which is delivered by stork every blue moon, and their only females are created by magic.
GeeDee Premium Member about 14 years ago
Smurfette always rang my bell.
runar about 14 years ago
One female in the entire village? She must have been very busy.
lazygrazer about 14 years ago
I drooled over Cat Woman as a kid. I have since dropped her in favor of Miss Piggy.
benbrilling about 14 years ago
I liked Cathy before she got married.
alfracto about 14 years ago
No wonder God is so popular.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
runar: “One female in the entire village? She must have been very busy.”
Not so much as you’d think. It’s a well-kept secret, but most Smurfs are gay. (And it’s not always the ones you’d expect. Vanity Smurf is a dead giveaway, but Handy and Hefty? “Longtime companions.” Poet, on the other hand? Major player…)
Z-mage about 14 years ago
Who says Smurfs even have a sexuality? They only have one baby, which is delivered by stork every blue moon, and their only females are created by magic.
gulfcoastgrl about 14 years ago
I remember having a crush on Speed Racer when I was little.
TMMfan1238 about 13 years ago
I like anime couples a lot, but I don’t have crushes on any of them.