Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 11, 2010

Love it….

You need Form 1040 Z in quadruplicate.

Let me get this straight - in Brewster’s universe, Clark Kent works for the IRS?

Yes, Clark Kent has figured out that Lex Luthor has been working as a scientist on the space station and is demanding back taxes to keep him low on kryptonite acquisition funds.

Now Now Those nice men at the IRS sent a man here half a million dollars and now they are going to pay his rent for ten years.

TAX TIP: Although there is no line for comments on the 1040, the back of your check has lots of room.

April 15, come she will!

I must have had a simmilar thing happen, that’s why I’m always late! That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it…

Lewreader is wrong. The back of your check is reserved by the banks for endorsement space. It it’s marked outside that space or with anything other than an endorcement, either the payee or the bank has every right to refuse it. That could very well mean that you would then default into penalty.

Clark Kent , mild mannered auditor for a major government bureaucracy ….

Grrr .. Dr Mel please send spammer back into Jurassic age where will make tasty snack for large reptile.

Flagged the spammer, flagg the spammer, flagg the spammer

(apologies to Buggs Bunny )

Flag, flag, flag, flag, for spam, spam, spam, spam.

I’ll have spam, spam, spam, beans, and spam, but can I substitute spam for the beans.

I hate spam no matter what its form!

Admin must not work on Sunday. Someone’s inbox will be VERY full tomorrow morning.

If I was in the army, I would call myself colonelflagg

I noticed the smoke coming out of the “time machine”; was Dr. Mel toking up in there, and is he just imagining being beside himself?

I think the time machine works like a transporter. You can only send information through time, so the time machine would destroy you in the present and reassemble you at your destination time. The smoke may mean Dr. Mel is half-baked.