Close to Home by John McPherson for April 23, 2010

Hey, Larry, is that shark playing got your nose with you?

Oh, just poke him in the eye, Larry!

Love your new hat, Larry.

is that larry the cable guy? let the shark keep him

CALL HIS ANCESTRY INTO QUESTION, GERTRUDE. Maybe he’ll lose his concentration and drop Larry…….

CALL HIS ANCESTRY INTO QUESTION, GERTRUDE. Maybe he’ll lose his concentration and drop Larry…….

Talk about gettin’ your head bit off!

Man, look at the drumsticks on HER!

I think you mean thighs, not drumsticks (those would be calves).

MrsLukeSkywalker they sure look like drumsticks to me!

Whatever they are, she’s got them - BIG TIME! (pun intended)

Is that one of those flying sharks? Seems to have come out of the air.

Larry just needs to run back to the parking lot.

“OK shark; let go or we’ll play ‘fish-out-of-water’!!”

Play dead Larry!

Play dead!

(Or is that for a bear attack? I can never remember.)

Gut him like a fish?

Reach down his throat and choke him! Oh, wait, that doesn’t work for gills…