Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 21, 2010
Transcript:
woman: tyr, your axe is so cute! tyr: "cute"?? I'll have you know this is the terrible bradraxt, fire axe of the gods!! with it I tap the very flames of muspelheim and can battle the fire demon surtur!! woman: Aww, I used to make up stories about my toys, too!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Mjöllnir also has the power to throw lightning bolts, which comes in handy when you want to light the barbecue grill.
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Wow, she really putting him down left and right. I’d walk away from her If I were you, Tyr.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
A girl will say anything to get her hands on Tyr’s axe.
runar over 14 years ago
I’m pretty familiar with Norse mythology (University of Iceland 1979), but I’m not aware of Týr being associated with a named weapon or an axe. His name was, however, commonly engraved on swords as a blessing.
mancocapac over 14 years ago
BURN!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@runar: 31 years before the eruption.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe Iceland’s volcanic eruption has something to do with Tyr’s pent-up desire for Ms. Amazement. It doesn’t look like he’s gonna be gettin’ any sugar from her any time soon…
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Tyr’s Axe spray’s not working.