Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 14, 2010

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago

    Over on my site, I give every comic a title. The one that I picked for this one (and couldn’t resist) was “You’re Amazing, Grace!”

    With that in mind, I posted the following comment on my site and thought it only fair to post it here as well:

    “Grace Von Tramp (aka “Amazing Grace”) knows that the secret to happiness is to love herself. Unfortunately, after a few instances of stalking and loving herself too vigorously, a restraining order was necessary.”

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    LordDogmore  over 14 years ago

    Good Morning Mr Lustig. WOW! I was about to suggest a similar name. Great minds thinking alike, or a conspiracy of the completly mental? Only time will tell.

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    LittleYipScream  over 14 years ago

    John, you know a restraining order is no deterrent to a determined stalker. She’ll love herself no matter what.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 14 years ago

    Narcissa von Trampe.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago

    I hope everyone doesn’t mind that I picked a name. (I promise not to make a habit of it.)

    I’d love to have input on other aspects of her life. Where does she live? (My guess is she doesn’t live on Humble Lane.) What does she do for a living?

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    LordDogmore  over 14 years ago

    She lives at #1 Gradniose blvd and is the President & CEO of “Grace Von Tramp Promotions LLC.” The company is set up to “Promote preserve prolificate the name, face and awsome persona of Grace Von Tramp.” How’d I do?

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Excellent bio of Grace, John.

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    She has no need to work, as she inherited her father, Rich Von Tramp’s millions.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago

    You guys are doing great!

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    The Duke 1  over 14 years ago

    The von Tramp mansion has 32 rooms and 1,342 mirrors. The acreage surrounding the mansion has 10,000 reflective “solar” panels and several reflection ponds for “meditation”. In a rare interview, Grace von Tramp reflected upon her life at the family hermitage.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    Wow - I got nothin’ after that

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    gjsjr41  over 14 years ago

    I got reflectivitius.

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    Mephistopheles  over 14 years ago

    Grace VonTramp AKA - The Homewrecker

    Occupation - Relying on the Kindness of Strangers

    Arrayed on that nightstand (beneath the mirror of course) are the large collection of wedding bands she has coaxed off the fingers of her victims. The highlight of her collection is a relatively new Ecclesiastical ring.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Grace’s list of hobbies: Me time. More me time. Time for you to praise me time. Me-me-me singing lesson time.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Grace lists only one childhood disease: Me-asles

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    For her computer dating service, Grace says she spent a lot of time reflecting on her life, considering her perceived flaw of being too perfect and learning to accept her perfection as the burden it is. No one can live up to her standards, but she is willing to search for equal impossible perfection in a mate. Only the brave need apply.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    On line, Grace uses the Bling search engine.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago

    Holy crud. You folks are good. I love it!!!

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    ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Reflexive stalking. The mind boggles.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Grace’s sister, Gallows Von Tramp relied on the kindness of stranglers, Kevin.

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    rhol55  over 14 years ago

    Of course Grace’s sister is a clone of herself

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