Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 16, 2010

Men who cook; wins ‘em over every time!

This is Sans Culottes Von Tramp.

Oh look, it’s Pam Von Tramp, things just slide right off her.

…Nah. I cook, I clean, I do toilets and windows, I launder, and I change diapers if the child shares half my genetic code, but still I remain single. I don’t buy that theory, John. Try again!

Wow, thats woman who like her food.

Da< I did not know that.

I live under a rock.

I said I’d cook. Said I’d make soup. Asked for the baloney.—-

Whether she’s a Von Tramp or only distantly related, she’s in the spirit of things!

Is she wearing a kilt?

Commandette Von Tramp?

Brittany Von Tramp? Sorry, that one’s already taken.

Was the underwear edible? That would explain the gourmet remark.

Personal to Bender: I didn’t see “shower daily” on that list. There may be other explanations.

If I’d known “gourmet chef” is all it takes, it would have saved me the long explaination about how I got into the astronaut program!

He’s thinking…”Gawd yesssssss! That line always works, thank you PF Changs take out”

My best relationships started with a meal that I fixed. My wife used to tell people that she married me for my cooking.