Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 2015
March 26, 2015
March 28, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "Would you care for a snack, Susie?" Susie: "Um, ok. Thank you" Calvin: "Well? What have you got to say for yourself?" Hobbes: "When one entertains female friends, one should try not to look quite as seedy as certain unnamed parties habitually do" Calvin: "Who's entertaining?! Who's a female friend? Who looks seedy?!" Hobbes: "A spotted tie is just the thing when you're wearing stripes! Tigers have a natural flair for casual chic!" Calvin: "I can't believe this! Why didn't you kill her when she came in the door?!" Hobbes: "By the way, if you had made proper introductions, we might have smooched her hand" Calvin: "Here, let me adjust the narrow end of your tie about eight inches"
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Susie Derkins :D almost 10 years ago
Even stuffed animals should look nice too Calvin.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
I didn’t know Hobbes was so continental.
Linux0s almost 10 years ago
Tigers gonna smooch.
bama1fan92 almost 10 years ago
These strips are the rare ones when you see what’s going inside Calvin’s mind.
tripplett314 almost 10 years ago
Hobbes’ look in the 3rd panel is quietly priceless.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Hobbes, ever the cultured tiger. Especially when it comes to cute little girls named Suzie.
arye uygur almost 10 years ago
Being a stuffed toy, Calvin will not be able to choke Hobbes to death.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 10 years ago
Well gosh golly, why doesn’t Hobbs just try to leave Calvin and move in with Susie? Now that would REALLY be fun!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Polka dots with stripes?!?! Must be Tiger chic. As interpreted by Calvin. And Hobbes is clearly angling for smooches.
phylum almost 10 years ago
hobbes is a tuxedo and calvin is a pair of brown shoes…
Olddog1 almost 10 years ago
Phylum: Said George Gobel to Johnnie Carson, Dean Martin and Bob Hope.
tripwire45 almost 10 years ago
I love Calvin’s tie adjustment suggestion.
Mark Tully Premium Member almost 10 years ago
See. Hobbes is always scheming for the smooch.
ron47 almost 10 years ago
Suzie doesn’t want Hobbes.
johndifool almost 10 years ago
“These strips are the rare ones when you see what’s going inside Calvin’s mind.”
It’s called “projection”…
EtzEchad almost 10 years ago
I knew Hobbes had smooching in mind.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I need a snack now; maybe a tuna sandwich…
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
Sometimes I wonder whether Calvin seriously wants Susie dead. He tried to buy deadly weaponry to use against her once.
Pthhht! almost 10 years ago
I just have to wonder if Suzie is listening to Calvin talking to Hobbs. Can she also hear Hobbs’ response? I also thing I know Calvin’s last name — Bates. At one point I believe his mother buys a motel.