Garfield: Back...back...back... Back up some more... Jon: You still look fat. Garfield: You're still too close.
May 14, 2024
Please don’t let it be diet time.
If Jon goes out the door and Garfield closes (as well as locks) the door, Garfield will think he’s still not fat.
I still have an old bookmark with Garfield eating a houseplant saying, “Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet!”
Garfield, is trying to get rid of Monday
The fat cat is in denial.
I wonder who he’s talking to.
Okay, Jon. Now cover your eyes. Does he still look fat?
Look in some fairground mirrors, Garfield.
Then you can see how much weight you’ve lost.
A mirror never lies.
xxx
The ONLY debate I will have with you is whether lawyers or cable news channels lie more. I say lawyers — there’s more of them.
codycab over 9 years ago
Please don’t let it be diet time.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
If Jon goes out the door and Garfield closes (as well as locks) the door, Garfield will think he’s still not fat.
nyssawho13 over 9 years ago
I still have an old bookmark with Garfield eating a houseplant saying, “Everything tastes good when you’re on a diet!”
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Garfield, is trying to get rid of Monday
Karaboo2 over 9 years ago
The fat cat is in denial.
Aaron Saltzer over 9 years ago
I wonder who he’s talking to.
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Okay, Jon. Now cover your eyes. Does he still look fat?
Number Three over 9 years ago
Look in some fairground mirrors, Garfield.
Then you can see how much weight you’ve lost.
A mirror never lies.
xxx
Silverturtle over 9 years ago
The ONLY debate I will have with you is whether lawyers or cable news channels lie more. I say lawyers — there’s more of them.