Bob the Squirrel by Frank Page for April 28, 2010

And heartburn.

Spreading ideas doesn’t cause your tongue to stick to the roof of your mouth.

Ahh, the smell of peanut butter the first time you open it.

Thanks for the memory Lew. I’ve developed a peanut allergy over the years - nothing serious, just makes me feel itchy. I remember the smell of peanuts when I opened a jar - tahini (sesame) butter is not as aromatic… Chunky P’Butter was my favorite.

Bob is being philosophical again. Trouble is coming.

What do you get when you cross a peanut butter sandwich with an elephant?

I chuckled, Ji2m. I’ve heard PB never spoils too. But I don’t trust it.

I wonder if Frank ever finds squirrel hair in his food?

Runar, I’ll bite….

Either a peanut butter sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth…

(You have to say it though, with a Groucho Marx accent… not that it *is* a Groucho line, but its funnier that way…)

It may not mold but it will go rancid.

You get a peanut butter sandwhich that never forgets and an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Well, it was funny when I was six.

PB does get stale, though.

on a scale of 1 to 10–3.

Wow. I was looking to confirm what I already knew and came across this interesting piece:

http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/can-peanut-butter-go-bad-0329/