The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 21, 2015

BS. I’ve never seen a happy homeless person. Everything and anything that makes me happy costs money.

Money may not buy happiness, but it buys the best food, housing, clothing, recreation, medical care, including anti-depressants if you need them, and education, and if you can have all those things and not be happy, perhaps you don’t deserve happiness. Don’t know who said this first – perhaps Donald Kaul, a newspaper humor columnist from way back – but it has a ring of validity to it.

“Buy a Jet-Ski. Have you ever seen a unhappy person on a Jet-Ski?”…

Money may not buy you happiness but a lot of it sure as H E double hockey sticks makes being miserable a lot easier to live with.

As many have said before, money cannot buy happiness, but poverty cannot buy anything.

I think Weird Al Yankovic sang that before.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can get you a better grade of misery.

I thought it was love you could rent.

There was an article about how having more money didn’t make people any happier. Then the last paragraph was a qualifier, that is it was only above a certain amount of money. Below that amount having more money improved peoples quality of life and therefore their happiness.

Remember, Money makes the world go round. Cabaret.