Monty by Jim Meddick for March 22, 2015
March 21, 2015
March 23, 2015
Transcript:
Morty... There's something I've been meaning to discuss with you... Maybe you'd better sit down... Ok, sport. Sure thing. Y'know ol friend... We've had a good run over the years... We've had some good times... C'mon pal... You didn't ask me to hang out after the show just t' reminisce... What's this all about? It's the act, Morty... It... It's getting stale... Maybe it's time we went our separate ways... It's the new girlfriend, isn't it? She's been bad mouthin' me behind my back... No. This has nothing to do with her... It's strictly business... Y'know... I'd never peg you for th'type t' let a dame drive a wedge between you and a pal... It's not like that, Morty! Maybe if you spend more time working on your material instead of working on a bottle! Please stay out of it let me handle this... I knew it! I knew it!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
This is way too creepy. Morty reminds me of Chuckie and a host of others, and of a terrorized Karen Black. Shudder.At least the hand-puppet “new girlfriend” seems a bit less fearsome….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
That sockpuppet dame may be new to him…but she’s rather old, and down at heel…Gosh darn it, Monty…You were good with Morty…But he’s already got a new partner, Tenon…they play a lot of old fashioned joints.
Oak kaaay…that last one was going out on a limb…but I had to stick with it…wooden yew?
PICTO over 9 years ago
It looks like a Linda Lovelace doll. Monty’s being shopping at the adult toy store.
e.groves over 9 years ago
His new girl is his hand? That’s funny.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
he’s gonna need another hand, methinks
zenguyuno over 9 years ago
That’s pretty funny! :)
ladamson1918 over 9 years ago
This would be the greatest vent act ever.
doodlerjeff over 9 years ago
Makes me think of this Twilight Zone episode: www.imdb.com/title/tt0734636/
Kip W over 9 years ago
Wait until she learns about Madame Palm and her five daughters.
Duff Dude Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ever since the movie “Magic”, ventriloquist dummies freak me out.