Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 17, 2015

It’s an unfortunate tale.

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..so said the Indian tribes at the Little BigHorn River in 1876

As a foreigner I had to google what’s funny.Still. It’s always fascinating to study other culture.……..hey you guys really sing this astonishingly cruel song to your babies!??

Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They all ran after the farmer’s wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, Did you ever see such a sight in your life, As three blind mice.[

Tonight’s special is rat’s tail soup.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock,Three mice ran up the clockThe clock struck oneThe other two escaped with minor injuries.De-tales at 10.

@bubujin_2Thank you for the politically correct version.Now, I can sleep like a baby..zzzzzzzzzzzzz

The tale ends with tail ends.