And a couple of rows over are the vacationers! I wonder if they walk past the famous last words secction on their way in? Wiley would do a killing if he marketed a map to the Cemetary and maybe all of Non-sequitur land!
♪When I die , I may not go to heaven
(I don’t know if they let cowboys in)
If they don’t just let me go to Texas, Lord
Texas is as close as I’ve been. ♫
☺
alviebird over 14 years ago
One way or the other.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
@bird…you’re right.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
^heads or tails?
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Scary… the tombstone is right!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Its not if you win or lose, its who gets the biggest tombstone.
cdward over 14 years ago
These have been nice, but I would like to see Danae soon. Thanks.
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
The answer is 4 … or according to Wiley I believe it is 42.
madKanga over 14 years ago
Patience has her virtue, Possess her if you can. She seldom sleeps with women, And never with a man.
wicky over 14 years ago
In that case, Patience can bloody well buy her own bloody drink.
ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Morrison was certainly impatient for the grave, Dogs.
“But he’ll live forever in our hearts. Goodbye, Mr. Stints.”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Stone Temple P(i)lots?
HabaneroBuck over 14 years ago
Wiley didn’t come up with 42, it’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference.
The man under the tombstone committed suicide with a handgun shot. What then?
Varnes over 14 years ago
♫♪♫ “And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make…” ♫ ♪
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
And a couple of rows over are the vacationers! I wonder if they walk past the famous last words secction on their way in? Wiley would do a killing if he marketed a map to the Cemetary and maybe all of Non-sequitur land!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Some people get there quicker than others but ♪♫♪Only the good die young♪♫♪
Varnes over 14 years ago
BTW, I’m still pissed about Lennon getting killed…….it sucks!
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wnts to die.
thirdguy over 14 years ago
If you are born to hang, you won’t drown!
Submachine, .”….her own bloody drink.” Really?
Barbaratoo over 14 years ago
“Life’s a bleeep and then you die.” I prefer the clean version of this: “Life’s a beach and then you die.”
Hey, all you cool commenters up there, tell me how you key the music notes and stuff! What are the shortcuts.
Barbaratoo over 14 years ago
(I didn’t post “bleep.” The admin did it for me so my context is a little skewed.)
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Barbaratoo
{ALT} 13 creates this ♪ {ALT} 14 creates ths ♫ This is the rest pressing {ALT} 1 through 12: ☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ • ◘ ○ ◙ ♂ ♀
bmonk over 14 years ago
Is this an argument for or against patience? I’m sure not going to wait to find out!
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Joe-Allen,, Then virgin means “man-alcohol”?
MatureCanadian over 14 years ago
Grog Thanks very much. Only knew the upper scale Alt - ³ the degree sign. Alt 252 ³, Alt 253², Alt 254 ■, Alt 258 ☻, ♥alt 259.
Great strip again Wiley, but I prefer W. C. Fields epitaph: “I’d rather be in Philadephia.”
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
LOL @ nighthawks for “I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone”
thekingster over 14 years ago
No matter where you go…there you are. ‘Nuff said.
thekingster over 14 years ago
┼ - What’s needed for this country. ‘Nuff said.
treered over 14 years ago
is it even an argument? me thinks the “owner” of the tombstone got the last laugh! btw, he who dies with the biggest tombstone, still dies…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
But 007 lived twice.
1148559 over 14 years ago
Hey Grog, I heard that only the young die good.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Which way after die, Heaven or Hell???
HabaneroBuck over 14 years ago
“It all works out in the end”….
or it doesn’t.
alviebird over 14 years ago
My epitaph:
End of Construction
Thank You for Your Patience
Siberman over 14 years ago
♪When I die , I may not go to heaven (I don’t know if they let cowboys in) If they don’t just let me go to Texas, Lord Texas is as close as I’ve been. ♫ ☺
COGNIZANT over 14 years ago
Apathetic or Optimistic? That is the question. :)
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
My personal favorite epitaph: “It Happens.” (I feel like that isn’t really what the deceased intended. ;) )
bmonk over 14 years ago
I think the idea behind the word “virtue” is those qualities that make you “manly”.
cdward over 14 years ago
I tried ALT 13 and got nothing. Am I doing it wrong?
davesmithsit over 14 years ago
“DEATH” ;The greatest equalizer.
W6BXQ, John over 14 years ago
ALT 13 works for me. Use the number pad with NUM LOCK on. Hold the ALT and type 1 3 and let go ALT. ♪ ♪ and so on.
W6BXQ, John over 14 years ago
Barbaratoo,
Next time try “female dog with puppies”.
thirdguy over 14 years ago
grog, very cool!
Yakety Sax over 14 years ago
“Dear Lord give me patience but hurry up about it!”
actual epitaph “I told you I was sick”
alviebird over 14 years ago
♪♫♪♫
heh…heh…
Barbaratoo over 14 years ago
Aha! Thanks, W6BXQ!
And thanks to all the people who posted the shortcuts. Cool.
MatureCanadian over 14 years ago
♪♀♂ Really strange, though, they don’t work in other programs like Outlook.