Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 28, 2010

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    One way or the other.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    @bird…you’re right.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    ^heads or tails?

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    ejcapulet  over 14 years ago

    Scary… the tombstone is right!

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Its not if you win or lose, its who gets the biggest tombstone.

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    These have been nice, but I would like to see Danae soon. Thanks.

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    vexatron1984  over 14 years ago

    The answer is 4 … or according to Wiley I believe it is 42.

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    madKanga  over 14 years ago

    Patience has her virtue, Possess her if you can. She seldom sleeps with women, And never with a man.

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    In that case, Patience can bloody well buy her own bloody drink.

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    ninmas  over 14 years ago

    “all sanity is lost.”

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Morrison was certainly impatient for the grave, Dogs.

    “But he’ll live forever in our hearts. Goodbye, Mr. Stints.”

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Stone Temple P(i)lots?

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    HabaneroBuck  over 14 years ago

    Wiley didn’t come up with 42, it’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference.

    The man under the tombstone committed suicide with a handgun shot. What then?

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    Varnes  over 14 years ago

    ♫♪♫ “And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make…” ♫ ♪

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    Potrzebie  over 14 years ago

    And a couple of rows over are the vacationers! I wonder if they walk past the famous last words secction on their way in? Wiley would do a killing if he marketed a map to the Cemetary and maybe all of Non-sequitur land!

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Some people get there quicker than others but ♪♫♪Only the good die young♪♫♪

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    Varnes  over 14 years ago

    BTW, I’m still pissed about Lennon getting killed…….it sucks!

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    fredbuhl  over 14 years ago

    Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wnts to die.

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    thirdguy  over 14 years ago

    If you are born to hang, you won’t drown!

    Submachine, .”….her own bloody drink.” Really?

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    Barbaratoo  over 14 years ago

    “Life’s a bleeep and then you die.” I prefer the clean version of this: “Life’s a beach and then you die.”

    Hey, all you cool commenters up there, tell me how you key the music notes and stuff! What are the shortcuts.

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    Barbaratoo  over 14 years ago

    (I didn’t post “bleep.” The admin did it for me so my context is a little skewed.)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Barbaratoo

    {ALT} 13 creates this ♪ {ALT} 14 creates ths ♫ This is the rest pressing {ALT} 1 through 12: ☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ • ◘ ○ ◙ ♂ ♀

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    Is this an argument for or against patience? I’m sure not going to wait to find out!

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    Justice22  over 14 years ago

    Joe-Allen,, Then virgin means “man-alcohol”?

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    MatureCanadian  over 14 years ago

    Grog Thanks very much. Only knew the upper scale Alt - ³ the degree sign. Alt 252 ³, Alt 253², Alt 254 ■, Alt 258 ☻, ♥alt 259.

    Great strip again Wiley, but I prefer W. C. Fields epitaph: “I’d rather be in Philadephia.”

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    LOL @ nighthawks for “I think this is a proctologist’s tombstone”

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    thekingster  over 14 years ago

    No matter where you go…there you are. ‘Nuff said.

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    thekingster  over 14 years ago

    ┼ - What’s needed for this country. ‘Nuff said.

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    treered  over 14 years ago

    is it even an argument? me thinks the “owner” of the tombstone got the last laugh! btw, he who dies with the biggest tombstone, still dies…

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    But 007 lived twice.

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    1148559  over 14 years ago

    Hey Grog, I heard that only the young die good.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 14 years ago

    Which way after die, Heaven or Hell???

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    HabaneroBuck  over 14 years ago

    “It all works out in the end”….

    or it doesn’t.

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    My epitaph:

    End of Construction

    Thank You for Your Patience

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    Siberman  over 14 years ago

    ♪When I die , I may not go to heaven (I don’t know if they let cowboys in) If they don’t just let me go to Texas, Lord Texas is as close as I’ve been. ♫ ☺

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    COGNIZANT  over 14 years ago

    Apathetic or Optimistic? That is the question. :)

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    kfaatz925  over 14 years ago

    My personal favorite epitaph: “It Happens.” (I feel like that isn’t really what the deceased intended. ;) )

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    I think the idea behind the word “virtue” is those qualities that make you “manly”.

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    I tried ALT 13 and got nothing. Am I doing it wrong?

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    davesmithsit  over 14 years ago

    “DEATH” ;The greatest equalizer.

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    W6BXQ, John  over 14 years ago

    ALT 13 works for me. Use the number pad with NUM LOCK on. Hold the ALT and type 1 3 and let go ALT. ♪ ♪ and so on.

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    W6BXQ, John  over 14 years ago

    Barbaratoo,

    Next time try “female dog with puppies”.

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    thirdguy  over 14 years ago

    grog, very cool!

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    Yakety Sax  over 14 years ago

    “Dear Lord give me patience but hurry up about it!”

    actual epitaph “I told you I was sick”

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    ♪♫♪♫

    heh…heh…

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    Barbaratoo  over 14 years ago

    Aha! Thanks, W6BXQ!

    And thanks to all the people who posted the shortcuts. Cool.

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    MatureCanadian  over 14 years ago

    ♪♀♂ Really strange, though, they don’t work in other programs like Outlook.

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