I think lost socks turn black, hide in Tupperware, and retreat to the back of my refrigerator where they are permanently glued to the top of my veggie crisper.
You have, no doubt, heard of the Hot Tub Time Machine.
Well, it has long been known that the whirling tubs of clothes dryers under the stress of heat form a vortex into the 8th dimension. The inhabitants there gather the socks and worship them as being sent by divine providence…
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Either the mudroom or the couch endless pit.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
There should be more single socks that disappeared from the clothes dryer.
orfreebird over 14 years ago
Is that Jimmy Hoffa under the lump in the distance?
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
….a remote possibility…
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
For revenge, these guys keep sending bankers back to us in return.
oranaiche over 14 years ago
… through the quantum anomaly in the tractor shed, clearly.
bueller over 14 years ago
Sheik - When socks get lost, they REALLY get lost…
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Missing socks turn into jumbled coat hangers you can never get apart
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I think lost socks turn black, hide in Tupperware, and retreat to the back of my refrigerator where they are permanently glued to the top of my veggie crisper.
runar over 14 years ago
I have an invisible black hole that follows me around swallowing things up. They reappear at random locations.
craigwestlake over 14 years ago
You have, no doubt, heard of the Hot Tub Time Machine.
Well, it has long been known that the whirling tubs of clothes dryers under the stress of heat form a vortex into the 8th dimension. The inhabitants there gather the socks and worship them as being sent by divine providence…
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
As I’ve said before, lost socks end up in the hozone layer.
runar over 14 years ago
Rhadamanthus, you fool! Everybody knows there are only six dimensions!