FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 21, 2010
May 20, 2010
May 22, 2010
Transcript:
Peter: Mom said you had something important to show me. Jason: Peter, check it out... I made a bow and arrow set out of a coat hanger and a rubber band. It shoots pencils so hard, they'll go through a piece of cardboard. Cool, huh? Peter: Jason, what makes you think I would consider this even mildly important?? Jason: The fact that you owe me $2.
possiblekim over 14 years ago
Jsaon, Peter will feel more threaten if you use your rubber dart arrows
NofT over 14 years ago
Better cough it up, Peter.
rayannina over 14 years ago
“Blackmail” is such a dirty word … Jason prefers “appeal to your self-interest” …
chinawanderer over 14 years ago
Jason: future Wall Street banker
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Is this how detente started?
Dkram over 14 years ago
Jason (Robin Hood) Fox.
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freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Collections Agent to the comics stars. Next he’ll try to get Dagwood the raise he’s owed and Norm’s back unemployment pay.
twj0729 over 14 years ago
Nothing like a subtle hint.
GreatCujo over 14 years ago
“Two Dollars”
“Two Dollars”
“I Want My Two Dollars”
an ode to a classic - “Better Off Dead”
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
We made tiny bows and arrows from plastic ballpoint pen inserts and needles attached to tooth picks.
Worked great and was dumber than dirt even though no one got hurt.
slypuma over 14 years ago
It’s nice to see the “Better Off Dead” reference! I’m glad you got that GreatCujo.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
Could NEVER happen. Metal coat hangers (as pictured) never retain enough rigidity and a single wrapped rubber band will break LONG before being able to propel a pencil with enough velocity to make it even 2 meters-ish. Probably Amend did it on purpose so that kids that read this and then try it cannot make it work (and then sue him for damages for the damage it caused). A wooden coat hanger and multiple, braided or wrapped thick rubber bands might do it or, better yet, a wooden coat hanger and a bow string or a guitar low “E” string. And, remember, if you try this and someone or something gets hurt or damaged, my username is Freeholder1…
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
We used to fly kites when kids back in the 1960’s and, when the kite eventually got wreaked, we made bows and arrows out of it because it was just paper, string and thin pine wood cross-members.