Sarah's Scribbles by Sarah Andersen for February 18, 2015
Transcript:
What They Teach Class, this is the "Uterus." Hi kids! I help make babies and regulate a thing called the menstrual cycle." The Truth My goal is to kill and destroy each and every single one of you - Okaaayy, and you'll learn more when you're older! Zzzp
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well, I didn’t know it was the gateway to heck until after I’d gone through it, obviously. They really should post a sign or something.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Named inappropriately in one long-ago Health Class as “Mr. Uterus.”
Clobbered by Science Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oh, the things they don’t tell you… I was tempted to go into it a little more here, but I can’t even begin to do it justice. (And judging from the response to past “my uterus hates me and wants me to die” instalments of Sarah’s Scribbles, there are some readers who really wouldn’t appreciate it.) Instead, search for “jezebel first period” and/or “jezebel horrifying period” (no quotation marks)..Sarah, if you’re reading, see a doctor! If the doctor says, “It’s perfectly normal and natural, and there’s nothing you can do about it,” find a new doctor, because your current one has no soul.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
Ooooo, the evil uterus. Unfortunately, every boy want to get to know it.
Hockey17 over 6 years ago
They don’t warn us enough.