Bleeker: The Rechargeable Dog by Jonathan Mahood for April 22, 2010

I feel so sorry for Skip’s parents …

If you can’t multiply by twelve, how you going to deal with feet or lbs of coffee?

This child needs metrication.

Aren’t there 16 oz in a 1lb and 16floz in a US pint though, not 12? A uniform hexadecimal system might be good too. Bleeker would like it.

Hope Beeker’s warrenty is covered. He won’t functional after the banging.

Skip should have gotten shock since he don’t like to quit doing it his way.

Cute a ONE pound can of COFFEE is 12 OUNCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bought some Colombian by the kilo, once.

60! The answer is sixty!

Bro thats the easiest question i jave ever heard! (other than 1+1)

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HES STOPID