Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 12, 2015

Lio… the young man of steal the Man of Steel.

But by the looks of those clouds, he’s going to have raindrops forming on his head.

And don’t spit into the wind, Lio…

And whatever you do, don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger

Or mess around with Jim. Or Slim.

I am reminded of the first chapter of “Boku no Hero Academia”, in which the hero-worshipping kid grabs onto All Might just as the hero is leaping off, not realizing that All Might didn’t notice….

You understand that no one will believe you, don’t you, Lio?

Isn’t it hard to breathe up there? Maybe not a problem for Superman, but…

Oh yeah!

How does one lasso that which is “faster than a speeding bullet”? Well, Lio is talented.

Hitching a ride, Lio? Gotta get you home, eh?

I believe branding is next

Y’know, I’ve always wondered why superheroes wear their underwear outside their pants …