Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2015

How about some shots of a lemming getting bounced against the wall like a racquetball?

Make that three thousand and ONE photos.

How do you filet a lemming? Or make lemming juice? This one is annoying.

Mmm. Fresh lemmingade!

Cool !! Just realised that “Lenny the Lemming” is a lemming for a good reason. He could have been a “Sid the squirrel” or “Manny the Mongoose” but no he has to be a lemming.That is because he continuously posts stupid selfies, for no apparent reason, to FB etc and that is what lemmings do

Me thinks Mr Pastis is taking a shot at all those folks who post all those selfies ……………..

A selfish lemming selfie!

Since the demise of The Far Side it has been more and more difficult to find decent greeting cards. The “Pearls” characters and their attitudes would, I suggest, be great fodder for a line of greeting cards. If Stephan reads these comments I hope he will consider creating it. I’m sure its come up before so its likely “re-consider”.

Who agrees?

like the comedy bit about how we have progressed as seen through popular magazines, once we had “life”. then there was “people”. then came “self”.that’s what we’re left with. just self

but he looks the same in all 3000 photos, you’v seen one seen em all.

if he needs help would you offer Lemming Aid?

I would love to know how many “Likes” each individual photo has!xxx

What is this Facebook that you speak of?

I do know what a colonoscopy is!

Wow! 3001 photos of Lenny the Lemming! Kinda like a Facebook version of the Trouble with Tribbles: “they all look alike to me.” (Does that make me a lemmingphobe?)

Lenny should be like angry bob: constantly dying.