Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I just go t a condescending email from my boss at the cafe. But I learned from the last time that it's best to let some time pass before responding. Goat: What happened last time? Dear Boss, #@%@# you, you fat, !@#@# tub o' !@#@#. Rat Rat: It affected my raise.
Squizzums over 9 years ago
Lucky it didn’t affect your employment.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
If that would only work for Peter Parker on J. Jonah Jameson.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Now Rat knows that messages like that should not be signed, except with “Yo mama.”
Alexander the Good Enough over 9 years ago
I’ll never confuse Rat for Dilbert (or Wally…).
Bilan over 9 years ago
Rat, I see the problem. You’re only using your left hand to cuss with.
danfromfreddybeach over 9 years ago
Did it affect your raise upward? If so, I might need to try that.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Probably the Cafe Boss couldn’t decipher Rat’s bizarre spelling….
AtariDragon over 9 years ago
The important thing is to actually use the special characters rather than spell things out.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Rat, must unionized to not get fired for that one
eddie6192 over 9 years ago
Seems to me that Rat is the condecender.
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
Rat has a job? I can’t remember him working since he got fired from Joe’s Roastery.
Rwill over 9 years ago
I did the same thing only with polite language and a offer to step aside so he could hire someone who would do the job more to his liking. It actually got him off my case.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
he hasn’t worked in a while, i thought. what’s up here?
Number Three over 9 years ago
Now why am I not surprised?
xxx
lmonteros over 9 years ago
Yay, Rat!!! I’ve had a few bosses that deserved that kind of response.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
Subtle, Rat. Subtle.
jerylkohjx348 over 9 years ago
If this occur in The Wolf of Wall Street, there is 0% chance of getting fired…
Blorp McGee almost 5 years ago
Whoa, rat has job.