Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2015

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    Squizzums  over 9 years ago

    Lucky it didn’t affect your employment.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    If that would only work for Peter Parker on J. Jonah Jameson.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Now Rat knows that messages like that should not be signed, except with “Yo mama.”

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 9 years ago

    I’ll never confuse Rat for Dilbert (or Wally…).

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Rat, I see the problem. You’re only using your left hand to cuss with.

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    danfromfreddybeach  over 9 years ago

    Did it affect your raise upward? If so, I might need to try that.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Probably the Cafe Boss couldn’t decipher Rat’s bizarre spelling….

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    AtariDragon  over 9 years ago

    The important thing is to actually use the special characters rather than spell things out.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Rat, must unionized to not get fired for that one

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Seems to me that Rat is the condecender.

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Rat has a job? I can’t remember him working since he got fired from Joe’s Roastery.

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    Rwill  over 9 years ago

    I did the same thing only with polite language and a offer to step aside so he could hire someone who would do the job more to his liking. It actually got him off my case.

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    he hasn’t worked in a while, i thought. what’s up here?

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Now why am I not surprised?

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    lmonteros  over 9 years ago

    Yay, Rat!!! I’ve had a few bosses that deserved that kind of response.

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    Subtle, Rat. Subtle.

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    jerylkohjx348  over 9 years ago

    If this occur in The Wolf of Wall Street, there is 0% chance of getting fired…

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    Blorp McGee  almost 5 years ago

    Whoa, rat has job.

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