Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 14, 2015
March 13, 2015
March 15, 2015
Transcript:
a consumer's guide to the new $20 bill by richard thompson federa 20 20 20 20 wwagd taft masonic imagery replaced by satanic symbols. a subtle reminder that the love of money is root of all evil. charmless andrew jackson replaced by avuncular wm. h. taft. slight resemblance to little monopoly plutocrat a bonus. anti-counterfeit scrollwork contains hidden objects. can you find: a shoe, a squirrel, a bowling trophy, some linguini, ernest borgnine? 15% off any purchase of alcohol, tobacco or firearms. expires 1-1-00 twenty 20 lucky number 12-37-40-9 20 20 twenty doll watermark bears inexplicable resem-blance to disney ceo michael eisner. kudzu-inspired foliage pattern. tiny com-puter chip plays pink floyd. funky '70's type. valuable coupon redeemable at all atf pack-age stores.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
nah, too preachy
pumaman almost 10 years ago
WWAGD. What Would AG Do? Anyone want to take a guess who AG is? At least there’s no “In God We Trust”.
pumaman almost 10 years ago
As much as I like Pink Floyd, an American bill should play an American band. Petty maybe?
comixbomix almost 10 years ago
I do wish with these reprint comics that they’d give at least a general idea of the original publication date…the way they do with Doonesbury, for example.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Ah, you could find Ernest Borgnine in anything…
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Nice, except for the coupon. I hate getting clipped currency instead of whole, wholesome bills!