Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 12, 2015
March 11, 2015
March 13, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson restaurant closings the following establishments have been cloed for health code violations. the slaw factory the slaw factory - closed for massive mayo-nnaise spill that injured 52 diners & the maitre d'. cram 'n' bolt sandwiches - soup - wraps try our 20 second lunch cram 'n' bolt - closed for exceeding its monthly quota of heimlich maneuvers. cgi friday's cgi friday's - closed for serving computer generated images of food, not actual food. cinnabomb cinnabomb - closed for filling mall with the caustic reek of hot buns. just one sniff & you gain 8 pounds! smidgens all you can eat 3c smidgens picky cafe- closed for untouched or pushed-around vegetables, half-eaten rolls & meat-loaf that's sat there so long it's stone cold. discount carpeteria discount carpeteria - closed for no food on premises, no certified food manager & no hot water. reopened 5 min-utes later. oops! our bad!
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Those were all in this town, and they are still checking more.
magicwalnut almost 10 years ago
I think I see the origins of Petey in the fifth panel. (Cul de Sac fans will, too).
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Richard likes to pick on bad restaurants, and maybe discount rug shops. Smidgins may indeed have been the only place Petey Otterloop would go out to eat, magicwalnut.