Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for May 20, 2010

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    ocean17  over 14 years ago

    She would appear to be her sister, even. And their brother, Wally, was a reporter on Bob and Ray’s radio show years ago!

    Those bonzo Ballew triplets, Molly, Polly, and Wally, are plotting to take over the station and turn it into a Fox News affiliate!

    Their little brothers, Golly, Paulie, Saulie and Raleigh, left home to join a dog and clown act in the circus!

    Dolly and McCauley, their mom and dad, are Russian ex-pats who gave up stellar careers with the Bolshoi Ballet for a life of freedom in the West!

    What a wild and crazy bunch!

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    Hillbillyman  over 14 years ago

    We need more FOX NEWS news affiliates!

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    oldbooger  over 14 years ago

    What is Fox “News”?

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    davidf42  over 14 years ago

    Thank you, Powerboy. Your presence shows that there are still some thinking people like us left alive in this world.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Funny, I read the editorials in the liberal newspaper but liberals won’t watch Fox’s. Of course I can tell the difference between news and editorial. Editorials start on the front page of the Times. Editorials on Fox are clearly delineated.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Ah yes, good old Wally Ballew of Bob and Ray. Who can forget his interview with the … President … of … the … Slow- … Talkers … of … America? I miss B&R.

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    axe-grinder  over 14 years ago

    Bob and Ray… I don’t know much about them, but I think this bit was one of theirs: it was a Jeopardy parody, and the host was giving the answers (e.g., “212 degrees Farenheit”) and the contestant was responding with the correct question (“What is the boiling point of water?”), The contestant got several questions right in a row, and the impressed host remarked, “Hey, you’re on a roll!” to which the contestant replied, “Why is there butter on my pants?”

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    Airboy20  over 14 years ago

    You’re right, the editorials on Fox are clearly delineated. When the broadcast starts, to when the broadcast ends.

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    travburg1  over 14 years ago

    As a former journalist, I know that Lewreader is absolutely correct. Fox is the ONLY outlet that practices REAL journalism. No opinion in the hard news, only facts. Opinion is reserved for the opinion programs.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Devo: A fact is not something you like or agree with. And that’s a fact!

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    ORteka  over 14 years ago

    I always thought they spelled Fox – Faux News.

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    cwreenactor  over 14 years ago

    Wally Ballew!!! LOL!!!

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    jackdohany  over 14 years ago

    My friends and I call it “Fox Noise”, in part because the commentators are all often talking at once, so nobody can understand a thing they are saying… which is probably a good thing. They seem not to understand the concept of taking turns.

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    jollyjack  over 14 years ago

    Wally would be more like Polly and Molly’s grand father, but considering the Ballew minds this would be an anticipated “misspeak”

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    ChuckTrent64  over 14 years ago

    You mean Fox “News” ISN’T “Fair & Balanced?” Oh no, what can one depend on in this world?

    Jollyjack, you are right. The BoB & Ray characteer is old enough to be Polly & Molly’s grandfather. At least!

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    Dirty Dragon  over 14 years ago

    So there are now reporters on the scene, and NOBODY knows about a bunch of animals escaping the zoo? The circus??

    What, we’re supposed to believe the hippo sailed them over from Africa???

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    Durak Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I miss the old independent tv stations that Fox bought up to become a ‘network’. Back in Detroit when I was a kid I used to love to watch channel 50, the old WKBD. Mostly it showed old reruns and movies, but it had a lot of local programming as well. The Creature Feature movie on Saturday afternoons, a few local talk shows, just lots of neat local programming that you never see anymore. Everything is broadcast network nonsense. You watch the same thing in LA, NYC, Detroit, Miami or whatever. We’re all turning into one big giant mass organism, all fed by the same TV. We’re all easier to control because all the big networks are owned by just a few people, and they decide what we watch and when we watch it. Things like DVR and video on demand make it look like we have more choices, but that’s mainly just a matter of WHEN we watch what they’ve chosen for us, rather than a choice of WHAT we watch.

    Man, reading back over this I need a serious editor. Ah well, to late for that, I’m tired. In short, Fox and other network broadcasters BAD. Independent TV, GOOD.

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