Pickles by Brian Crane for March 07, 2015

“Cluck, cluck. The whole egg.”

Opal won’t give that an A+

Personally, I like Miracle Whip with my fries.

Earl is Belgian?

Turn it in to class before you show it to Grandma.

Why didn’t any of you guess this poem yesterday?

Mayo AND ketchup on fries – even better!

Amen brother!

…and lard goes straight to Opal’s ?

Definite A+

Thousand Island dressing is a good dip for fries, too.

I like mustard with fries.

I dont want mayo on anything and its the bacon and som pepper that makes the blt. Mayo would make it garbage.

Roses are red, Violets are blueIf you use Miracle WhipYou certainly are Sick, Sick, Sick…

“I like mustard with fries.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There’s just no accounting for taste.

I like mustard on just about everything. But I like about 4 or 5 different types of mustard.

I like ketchup and a small dash of Tabasco on my fries.

After a trip to the UK, I really enjoy malt vinegar and salt on my fries. That’s lightly salted fries,,,easier on the b/p ane the hips..

When I was a little kid, I walked to the corner store to buy a quart of mayonaise. I picked up Miracle Whip instead, not knowing there was a difference. Parents threw a fit and made me take it back. Amazingly (in retrospect) the store owner let me exchange it. This was in the days before everything was sealed. I never made that error again.

gotta love ketchup and mustard together. in general i love using lots of different condiments on food, dipping food into sauce, etc. i’ve never gotten past being a child and wanting to eat with my hands.

also— i eat my peas with honey. i’ve done so all my life. it makes the peas taste funny. but it keeps them on the knife.

I loved the last line!

What exactly is a BLT though? I’m not American.

xxx

BLT= bacon, lettuce and tomato, sometimes on lightly toasted bread, sometimes on untoasted course bread

There definitely are Mayo and Miracle Whip fan clubs. Both are OK depending on your personal choice. Also…I think we just found the next Walt Whitman in Nelson here! NO one has commented on THAT yet!!

also an alternate condiment. in north jersey they have onions with ketchup together as one topping.

Well done, Nelson.