Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for April 15, 2015

That’s tellin’ him, Jeff.

Jeff: How much is a round trip ticket?Ticket agent: To where?Jeff: Here!

Well done,Jeff !!!! Did Abbot and Costello read this strip?

According to my dictionary, the distance from New York to San Francisco is 403 pages.

I told the lady at the home goods store I needed some plastic tubing. She asked how long I wanted it. I said, “For the rest of my life.”

I always love those “Smart A—” Jeff moments!

xxx

Jeff is a yutz.