Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 24, 2015

Uncle Ted!

Might be a good thing if he doesn’t pollute the gene pool.

The only grandchildren you’ll ever need!

My grandpa is a weather forecast addict for some reason.

Wasn’t it Chekov that fired the phasers? I thought Sulu steered the Enterprise

Two grandchildren is more than some people have, and besides, you (we) don’t want Ted’s slacker DNA in the gene pool. Be glad with what you have, Grandma.

Thank God Uncle Ted has no children, they’d be torture for the whole Wright family!!!

My brother is just like uncle Ted. Lived with the parents till they both passed. Watches and reads SF & 300 lbs, but thank the gods he never procreated or voted!

Oh no! Ted.

Always said the parent has some responsibility for having a slug child living with them well into the child’s 40’s. A bit of tough love in the child’s 20’s can prevent this scenario.

I stand corrected. Night-Gaunt49 has to be uncle Ted….

I was only joking. We like geeks. They’re very smart. Otherwise, why would we have the richest geek in the free world? Bill Gates.

Uncle Ted is so lazy!

Ouch

Let’s be real, who would WANT to reproduce with Ted?

What kind of woman would be DESPERATE enough to make kids with HIM?

Uncle Ted has gotta find someone.