Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 2015
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Grandma: Ted has a girlfriend? since when? Grandpa: I think he made her up. Uncle Ted: i did not make her up! Uncle Ted: Granted, i haven't met her in person, But she's real! the two of us chatted online for hours! Uncle Ted: and as you can see from her photo, she's quite the looker! Grandma: Son, that's a picture of Beyonce. Grandpa: even I know that, from reading "People" in my proctologist's waiting room.
Blackthorne42 over 9 years ago
Clueless basement-dweller, good with tech and gaming, but bad… very bad… at social interaction.
The quintessential stereotypical geek. Oy.Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Yes, that’s why I was glad to have them.
swagysharpedo1 over 9 years ago
louieglutz over 9 years ago
how would we geezers connect with the “new” world if it weren’t for doctor’s waiting rooms?
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 9 years ago
He got catfished!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Nice try Ted.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Beyonce……….O.K. Hey, let him dream: he does THAT about everything else…………
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
It would be hilarious if it really was Beyonce.
big_nate_lovah over 9 years ago
Beyoncé plays plants vs zombies?Must be just Ted looking up ladies.
Charles Dickens Of Malikarr over 9 years ago
your love life is over Ted i want to see a strip were Ted asks a girl out in REAL life
otooemily over 7 years ago
i very highly doubt that he is dating the queen bee
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 6 years ago
What if the girlfriend from Fiji was Beyonce?
scribbledribble over 6 years ago
I hate nate’s uncle
eipxrhS about 4 years ago
This reminds me of a skit I did with my cousin a while back. It went along the lines of this. M: “That invite was a scam! Those people are 40 year old men on the internet who live in their mom’s basement!” C: “But wait… You use the internet too! You’re a 40 year old man living in basement! But alas, I use the internet, so I am a 40 year old man on the internet living in their mom’s basement!” M: Oh no! We are all 40 year old men living in our mom’s basements." (M is me, and C is my cousin
deadzwastakenn about 2 years ago
This is sad.
STUFF ENJOYER 6 months ago
What if it WAS Beyonce?