Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 2015
March 10, 2015
March 12, 2015
Transcript:
Zeke: Murderer! Duke: Hey, hold it down, willya kid? I'm on the phone! Phone: Good evening, Aspen Ambulance. Duke: Hello, Les? Duke here. Look, we've had a little accident out at the house. Brenner's taken a slug. He's bleeding all over the place. Phone: Okay, hold on, Duke. I'll send a wagon out right away. Duke: Good. Listen, Les, this is kind of a sensitive matter. I'm thinking about getting back into politics, so I'd appreciate your discretion. Phone: I hear you, ol' buddy. I'll have the guys use the back road. Duke: Great. Say, could you have them swing by and pick me up a pizza? Phone: No problem. You want it with everything?
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Talk about full service.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Someone posted yesterday that JJ deserved Zeke. I doubt that, but I think Zeke deserved Duke…
onespiceybbw almost 10 years ago
Be careful what you want, right?
MIHorn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
his compassion is underwhelming!
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Don’t forget to have them get a 6-pack also.
StCleve72 almost 10 years ago
Is Duke what they call a compassionate conservative?
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
I’m sure there are plenty of six-packs around; but the pizza has to be fresh.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Who said this comic wasn’t funny? This is a riot.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Anything for our best client.
Andylit Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I yearn for the good old days of good old boys.
Gokie5 almost 10 years ago
Re: Girls & bad men – this is being covered in Candorville this week.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Take out with delivery and pick up. I don’t think anyone is worried about any of Duke’s accidents. What with booze, drugs and sleep deprivation – Duke’s aim is never that on target.
krcaddis almost 10 years ago
Lesis more…